Massive Mullet, 13 Years In The Making

During our twenties retreat this last weekend, while I was eating lunch with some friends, I spotted the most massive mullet I've ever seen. I never caught this guy's name, but I'll never forget his monster mullet.I did, however, ask this sixteen year old how long it's taken him to grow his curly, Nascar locks. Answer: thirteen years. Do the math. This means young man mullet has been growing this monster since he was three years old, since before he could even  pronounce the word "mullet." This means that this mullet mountain was created and tended by this dude's parents.This is the first case I've encountered of parentally enforced mullet growing. I hope this doesn't become a trend.Reflections on this magnificent mullet?